Better than Dr. Phil,

Forget Oprah,

She doesn’t recommend a pill,

Cause hiding out behind her house,

Is her doctorin’ still…

She doesn’t carry a little black bag,

Just a bottle & a spoon,

Drink from the bottle says she,

Uses the spoon to hit the unruly,

She gets paid with chickens,

Never does she charge a fee…

House calls she will make,

Just better not complain of something fake,

That spoon has caused many a welt,

But after drinkin’ from the bottle,

The spoon I have hardly felt…

The best time to call,

Is after she’s made up a fresh batch,

To city doctors there is no match,

Ole’ Doc Bonnie can mostly be found,

Out behind her house, mixin’ in the corn from her patch,

To protect her from the revenuers she’s got an old howlin’ hound,

Named that dog she did, Satch…

© ed 9/23/08