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The Doctor is OUT...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Of her mind,

What can she cure,


As she is quite blind,

To all diseases of the human kind…

 

No pain can she end,

No bones can she mend,

Pain is all she can rend[r],

Still in the mail your bill she’ll send…

 

Not even is she worth,

A medical diploma,

She has never of others given birth,

As well she cannot diagnose,

A problem dealing with girth,

I hope in this description you did find a modicum of mirth…

© ed [LOL] 9/29/08


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 Reviews of "The Doctor is OUT..."
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 30, 2008
Hahaha!!! Beware of Dr. Bonnie!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 30, 2008
Still in the mail your bill she’ll send…

And she's gettin mighty peeved that you aren't payin, Bro. Now she's tryin to get me and Edvard to pay, so we had to tell her about all that cash you got stashed under your motor home - Sorry.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 30, 2008
I concur, you bot are insane, funny, but totally unrepentantly crazy!

Georg

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Ruh Roh. The wars, continue! LOL Well done, Ed. Although Bonnie won't think so. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh my,very cute indeed dear man...HUgs

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Woo Ed you best be careful with Dr. Bonnie you never know where or what your next shot will be. Thanks for another smile.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Bonnie's going onto Rufuz next to update her shots and give her a good exam. Of course she will not hurt Rufuz like she does you.
She is kind to animals. I know she just loves dogs, so watch out Rufuz just might diappear from you now.

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Okay,

It's official, you and Dr. Bonnie are both insane. I sure love your insaneness though!

Mary

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
The doctor is OUT....of her mind? Ed them are fightin words to Bonnie. She will get you now!
This though is a very funny writing and I will give you the point today.
CarolHawks

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Ed

stirring the pot, 'gain, are we??/

go for it

john+



Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Funny write, Ed; you're too much! I love your banterings between yourself and Dr. Bonnie; now you and Bonnie are doctors I wouldn't MIND havin'!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Hey buddy I delivered 3 children, one in a car and 6 grandchildren, although I have to admit, I didn't do much there, but I can a sure you, I did a lot on the first 3. I may be a little crazy my friend but all the more reason to tread carefully you never know what a crazy person will do. I'm not out I'm just operating and guess who on. Love ya, Dr. Bonnie


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