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Hell no I won't GLOW...
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My new doc, taking the place of Bonnie, ordered an x-ray,

Of it I am not too keen,

It borders on usage of nuclear beams,

And I find those beams to be quite obscene…

 

I am all for futuristic contraptions,

Just not those that can my body injure,

Better to be hit with a shovel on the head,

With that I won’t give to anyone conniptions…

 

Living in NJ & drinking the water,

Makes us all glow anyway in the dark,

Kids & adults alike can play all night in the park,

Can’t miss them that come from Jersey, as well those that bark,

The government does in NJ test its theories here of population slaughter…

© ed [LOL] 10/2008


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 Reviews of "Hell no I won't GLOW..."
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Glow worm!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Gotta glow with the flow...

I hear Rufus likes a Frosty after a big, bloody steak. Careful, I'll sic Rocky after him.

Ron

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Having grown up on the banks of the Love Canal and living, currently half way between two nukes i know what you mean. Cant even get away from it in the north. Tailing ponds and piles full of uranium, lead, arsenic,asbestos,...


good write

john+

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
So, Ed, from one end of the jersey shore to the other..
what you're say is when you gotta glow you gotta glow.
-gene.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Everything else in the world glows we may as well too Ed. send photos.lol.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Well it should make your love life rather interesting, would give whole new meaning to going skinny dipping. lol
Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
If that New Jersey water hasn't killed ya yet, ya got nothin to worry about, Bro.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Now you know why we picked you up in the evenings to play hide and seek! ! !

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
not to worry Ed we'll soon all be glowing if things continue
on this downward trend, be prepared;-)... Thanks for Union Beach url!
brought back lots of memories that's where we used to dig piss clams
the big ones and uncle would make delicious clam chowder!btw how's Rufuz!?...hug him for me;-) luv et

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
seems the contraptions of big brother can be a beam of hope even though we can see right through it ...

Reviewed on October 5, 2008
they say the water has all type medicines and chemicals in it Ed, I don't drink water from the city, deer park will kill me, it taste better at least

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
Those nuke X rays don't hurt non Ed
Do what you "gatta" to do
I've had several of them
and I am not glowing yet
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
prayers for you hope nothing is serious,

Reviewed on October 5, 2008
Your glowing with this one Jersey, but you know x rays won't penetrate the thick skull of yours, so I wouldn't worry ha.
Just listen to your Doctor and get things done, bless ya!
Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on October 5, 2008
I've had so many x-rays over the years I ought to glow!!!! LOL Hope all is well for you (((HUGS))) love and prayers,

Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
Tell me this isn't true Ed, I've heard how bad the Atlantic gets sometimes, but you believe the Government is doing something too? Oh, I hope this is just your terrific but sometimes weird sense of hurmor talking. Have a meeting Ed and invite the government officicals and make them take the first drink. Then you will know for sure. God bless and keep you safe. Love, Bonnie


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