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No Little Brats...
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Thankfully I live where there are no kids, A campground for adults in the off season, No trick or treaters to ruin my evening, Just don’t like kids is pretty much the reason… I keep Rufuz on his leash, just in case, Next to the door as well, I keep a can of mace, So hopefully tonight no kids will I see not even a trace, Cause if I did, Rufuz really does like a little kids taste… © ed ~ 10/31/08

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Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

Ed you are missing an epicurean delight. Sauted trick or treater is quite tasty.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

And you called me a tightwad???! ! ! now everybody knows who is the one!

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

oh you ole meanie! that is a cool graphic and
I bet that was your pumpkin butt!;-)hehehe

no more halloweenie
for Ed the meanie
says eileenie

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

Oh you old grouch, no candy, no apples, no kids, no kisses. No Ed, get that bag of candy ready, I'm sendin my grandchildren. Love, Bonnie

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