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Picking my Staff...by Rufuz (w00f)
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RUFUZ for PRESIDENT... Change your mind now, don't wait for the rush...

Picked today my military general, He is loyal & a leader, most venerable, At his station in this life he is by his peers revered, And of his troops, he is most respected & feared, Just what a leader needs in this day, our world most weird… He has no background problems to expose, He is father to many & Dad to few, His only vice, a cigar every now & then, He believes on the lord our God, But runs his life according to the DOGma of Zen… So join with me now, welcome him with open paws, Give him a sniff & return the favor, He has four stars & all his papers, He is not a mutt, but a breed above breeds… © Rufuz {w00f] 11.02.2008

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on November 4, 2008

*salute* Well done, Rufuz!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

Looks as intelligent as the other Defence Ministers,.
fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

He looks like a good leader to me, I don't think Garfield is going to like this guy. One bite, lunch and a funeral at the same time. Think about this one Rufuz, poor Garfield. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

four stars AND his papers? excellent credentials, he sounds perfect for the job, I'm waiting to learn your pick for Education

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

He is father to many & Dad to few

Uh, Oh. Have you properly vetted this guy? Sounds like he could have lots of unpaid child support that could really do you in.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

Yes Rufuz the question everybody is asking, who's going to be your White House First Bitch, Sarah?

Georg

Reviewed by Linda Law

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

I have to ADMIT.... Rufuz sure does look Presidential....and... he's handsome to boot.... :-))) He won me over... lindalaw

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

Yahoo Rufuz for President, You vote for the best you get the best.
Always loyal, honest & true, there to kepp you happy & pleased. I have to agree Ed. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

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