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No States have I won…by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What happened to all my supporters,

Maybe instead they were all just purport(ers),

I should have heard something from my write ins,

If either of the other two are elected, there’s no forgiving your sins…

 

I mean I can understand,

Is it maybe cause I have paws instead of hands,

Four I have considered claws, enough to beat the band,

I tried my best, more than most I took a stand…

 

Well, if you did vote for me,

I appreciate it & the results you’ll see,

Maybe instead of McCain, the military vote will help me,

If not I will console myself by a walk with dad in the sea…

© Rufuz~ [W00F] 11.04.2008


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 Reviews of "No States have I won…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
I am in tears Ruf Ruf Rufuz, I wrote it in twice too, so sad, you are still my president...love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on November 5, 2008
You are still our "Champion", Rufuz!! And like PeeWee Ed said: You may be the direct cause of a new puppy in the White House. Uhmmmm, where'd you say you've been campaigning a few months back?
Cheering our Champ...with Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
...or move to Canada...we'll elect you.
fee

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
take heart

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
At least you should be glad that because of you, the first thing on our President Elect's new agenda is to get his two kids a puppy for the White House. (I think they saw your picture, Rufuz, and fell in love!)

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
Well, Lil Buddy, you got my vote. Looking at the bright side, if you were in the Oval Office, you'd have to bite too many idiots, and your walks would be accompanied by 72 paranoid Secret Service Cheney-types, and to top it off, the Whitehouse Lawn is covered with "No Pooping" signs (and there are NO fire hydrants). Soooooooooooooo ...

Ted

Reviewed on November 5, 2008
You still have my vote; you'd make a better "president" than a lot of our human counterparts!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
Rufuz, blame SaraH "willshoteverything tht move" Palin for you don't geting the votes, have you see the size of the holes of their new guns?

Uncle Ed the Elder


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 4, 2008
Rufuz, I just found out that some thief from the Obama Campaign stole all the votes that were for you,cause you would have won. so now that he will be president, you can tell dad to make sure the new puppy that Obama is taking to the whitehouse won't get any bones. Your dad will know how to do that!Sorry you didn't win,but we all still love you best!

Love,
auntie eileen

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 4, 2008
Maybe in fo mo years you can run again
By the sea that is.........(o:

Reviewed on November 4, 2008
Rufuz,

YOU got my vote: at least one here loves a candidate with bite. No negative campaign ads; no dirtying up us with mudslinging; honest face; barks what he means ... wish you'd won. :( Don't like where we're headed ...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on November 4, 2008
I think wed be in a better state if Rufuz won, thank you for the smiles on this rather long evening
In Christs Love
Michelle~


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