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My Brother Sent me a New Jacket…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Pee-wee was being surprisingly nice,

He sent me a great looking jacket,

Two guys in white came to help get it on,

Now they also tell me that P-wee paid for me to be put on ice…

 

Isn’t he the nicest brother,

Even nicer than our older brother,

Always was it said that P-wee was best by our mother,

The only thing about this jacket is, it seems to me smother…

 

Its tight in the arms,

They say that will stretch with use,

And the pills that were in the pocket,

Make me feel quite loose,

So I am here today to thank my brother,

Quite happy I am on my padded vacation,

Guess for now between us is a temporary truce…

© ed ;-) 11/7/08


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 Reviews of "My Brother Sent me a New Jacket…"
Reviewed on November 10, 2008
ED - A PERFECT GIFT WITH A PERFECT FIT !

Perhaps another pic to add to the 3 MONKEYS -

"DO NO EVIL" !!!

TK.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 8, 2008
There are days I could use a new one too, do they come in yellow and I love the form fitting style. lol. Thank you for a smile Ed.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Like....who would have guessed? duh.... I bet you look really nice in it too... lindalaw

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed on November 7, 2008
ROTFLMAO!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
What a great family and a wonderful brotherly thing of love for him to do for you...

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
"...he's the nicest brother..."?????????????????????????????
Are you nuts?! ! !
Of course you are.

Edvard "disappointed" Elder Brother


Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
ROTF, What a brother...you've got, Ed this is one of your greatest, Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Isn’t he the nicest brother,
Even nicer than our older brother

Holy Cow! You have me in tears now, Bro. And Ma is so darned happy!!!

A Truce for the Holidays? Alright, you got it. And I'm heading to the mailbox now, awaiting your gift! Thanks so much, Bro.

Your Loving Brother,
Pee Wee Ed

PS: Keep Takin Those Pills in the Pocket!!


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