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Moose Dog on the Loose...
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This moose doesn’t look to happy, Wondering who was its mammy & pappy, Both apparently were quite with each other loose, Whoever did see a doggy moose…? Who was on top, I don’t think I want to know, If I were on the bottom I would scream stop, Off of me the other I would throw… How many of these creatures exist, God probably tried but this time he missed, If laughing at this site you find you pissed, Don’t blame it on me, I just writes em’, Sometimes I just can’t seem to resist… © ed ;-) 11/7/08

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Reviews of "Moose Dog on the Loose..."

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Reviewed on November 12, 2008

Ditto Georg!
Your brother is one strange puppy

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on November 8, 2008

You have indeed shared a smile this morning Ed. If that is Rufuz then I know why he isn't smiling. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on November 8, 2008

Lil'brother, that mexican grass gonna sent you ballistic like a 4th of July firework!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

I do appreciate your sense of humor, Ed. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

I am laughing, and considering the pressure I'm under these days, that's a miracle. Good one, Ed! Eileen

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

I like the moose dog

Reviewed by Marcus_ Aurelius (Reader)

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

I like this moose. I once saw a molusc mate with a sea-lion. I knew I shouldn't watch, but I was rooted to the spot. So was the molusc.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

HiLARious, flat out hilarity, Ed! LOL Thanks for the giggles today; very cute write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

Love it but certainly does make for weird images.

fee

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

Ed,

Thanks for the laugh! That is one ugly animal.

Mary

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on November 7, 2008

That's the tiniest moose I've ever seen! That's the first MOOSE I've ever seen! FunnY: always heard they were bigger. Too clever, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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