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Kickin' Back on Daddy's Bed...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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When dads away,

You gotta know I play,

On his bed I stretch out,

When he’s not here, his authority I flout…

 

Hey I’m clean, I don’t leave no ticks or fleas,

Though off his pillows I seem to get grease,

I gotta tell uncle P-wee no longer does he wet the bed,

Anyway he told me that he did that just to wet your head…

 

I am the luckiest hound,

To heaven one day I am bound,

And for right now, I got the best place to lay,

I guess with my daddy for the rest of my life, I will stay…

© Rufuz [LOL] 11/10/2008 ®


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Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2008
You go Rufuz!
The best for the best


Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 11, 2008
Rufuz.....You are such a dog.

Walt

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 11, 2008
Recuping from the campaign trail I see little buddy. Good one.
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 11, 2008
I gotta tell uncle P-wee no longer does he wet the bed,

I knew if anyone could train him to use a litter box, it would be you, Rufie Boy!

PS Can I send you a few fleas? Slipping them in bed is always fun to watch!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 11, 2008
So you are the tail that wagged the dog?

Uncle Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 11, 2008
Oh da darling doggie, thats the best place to be. Onya Ruffie. Duchess sends licks, Layla, sloppy big ones too, they are both squabbling over you.
HEHE
Ch'erie

Reviewed on November 10, 2008
LOL I love Rufuz's expression, thank you for the great write
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 10, 2008
i like this, guye the dog agrees with your style


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