I don’t recall signing no contract,

Ruffies lawyer says he used tact,

On all his writes he wants top billing,

If that’s the case I want 50/50,

When he makes a financial killing…

So kind and nice he usually treats me,

But get to a bargaining table, he changes,

He is most vicious, shouting his desires,

And he usually gets his way,

Just watch him, you’ll see…

From his lawyer I’ve been told,

Its all an act, though very bold,

With underlings he is quite cold,

He is really something in action to behold…

© ed [LOL] 11/14/08