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Who would want to live in California, TWO…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Living in California,

No way, the ground there does rumble,

Then it all starts to shake, Earthquake,

That alone would put me in an asylum,

I would never speak again, just mumble…

 

High winds named after Santa anna,

Multidinous fires too many to mention,

Never enough water, homes burn down,

Maybe we should give that state back to the monkeys ,

And every so often drop them a banana…

 

Mudslides, blizzards in the mountains,

Beach erosion threatening beach dwellings,

Actors & actresses driving erratically,

No way, I wouldn’t live there, that’s it,

I would never live there even if I were forced with a whip…

© ed * 11/21/08


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 22, 2008
Lil'brother for that tirade against my beloved California you gonna get and Enema de Luxe with the brass end of a garden hose going first!
I think you have been consorting a little too much with turncoat Ted (now hiding his ass in Loony Star Texas)
Monkeys? bananas? aren't there enough of those in Jersey State?

Georg


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 21, 2008
I would love to visit it someday but as for living there...nah think I'll remain on the East Coast...only have to worry about snow storms here.

fee

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 21, 2008
okay,good poem,but you fired me up !California, is the best, you just have to know where to live. I'm in Northern, been here 20 years, have yet to see a fire,earthquake, or any other horrific weather. Yes, Santa ana winds can be awful i hate them, but they only come as season changes and for a couple of days. the weather in October, was almost 80%every day nights 50-60%. All of this month has been 72-80days-pm 50-60#...I'm 25 minutes from the ocean, and if I want snow, 45 minutes from the glorious sierra mountains.I've lived in Fla-Conn-Illinois-New Jersey-Canada-California beats them all with no comparison! You asked for it Ed,you got it;-)Also the people here are more friendly than most any other wherever i've been.

And that's not even mentioning the vast variety of industries etc.It's said this state could be a country on its own,and i agree!;-)I haven't even mentioned how all the other states i used to have to deal with hurricains, tornadoes,blizzards, etc all of which never occur in California!



Love,

Eileen

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 21, 2008
Everyone should live in California at least once in their life!
I have lived so many places thruout the US where I have experienced EARTHQUAKES....TORNADOES....HURRICANES....CYCLONES....HAILSTORMS...DUSTSTORMS... MONSOONS....FLOODS...SANTA ANNA'S....DROUGHT....ETC... and each one left me with that feeling of fear, wonder, excitement, pain, joy, and much more... the secret is to get the heck out there before the next big one hits!!! :-)))))) lindalaw

Reviewed on November 21, 2008
I'd give anything to leave Texas; I HATE it here!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Good write!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 21, 2008
beautiful state actually, quakes don't do all that much, lived through many; most are just little rumbles, the fires are ferocious as always, it is the bane of the season

I was born in the bay area, lived in the big valley most of my life, would not mind moving back, but i think, maybe one of the higher elevations where it is not so warm in summer


Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 21, 2008
You made it known to us by this expressive fanatical write. Loved every second of it. I wouldn't want to live there the way you painted it either. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on November 21, 2008
Never say "Never," Ed. Did that in 1980 - was living in Utah at the time. Texas was having their worst heat wave, EVer. Every day on the news, they'd tell how many Texans died because of the heat. I looked at my brother and said, "I will NEV.er live in Texas." Three years later, joined the Air Force, to travel, you know? (On my dream sheet, had Alaska, Alaska, Alaska, Northern Japan, Alaska.) Figured six weeks Basic in San Antonio, six months training at Wichita Falls, then I'd be on my way to Alaska. Twenty five years later ... still in Texas. Grrrrrrrr ... LOL Bloom where you're planted, it's said. (But Karen and I still want Alaska, so now we're saying, "We will NEV.er live in Alaska." LOL) Good write.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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