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Ruf, Doggie Dog…by His self…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I’ve been a dog all my life,

I got fur instead of hair, ain’t that nice,

If I were in any part a human,

That part I would cut out with a knife…

 

I eat dog food or whatever I can find,

It may not smell to great, you know I’m not lyin’,

But for me its made to keep me nourished,

Having a happy body will lead to a happy mind…

 

I try to live with my dad’s idiosyncrasies,

Sometimes he likes to act out, then gets the crazies,

He doesn’t like to work, because he has the lazies,

Sometimes I have found him picking then eating,

The ever-loving’ flowers called daisies…

 

 

© Rufuz/AKA: Ruf, Doggie Dog/Woofie/Stinky/Hairy & so on,

11/28/08


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 Reviews of "Ruf, Doggie Dog…by His self…"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 29, 2008
Okay Rufie boy, now you are one in the Ed's family, you like to rat!

Ed the Elder




Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 28, 2008
Well Rufus old buddy I think he must have been smoking them daisies after the write he did about poor kind Santa Fee...lol

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 28, 2008
You Rock Rufuz, you've been getting Daddy's pen a lot lady. Love hearing what you have to say...Be good to Daddy...Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 28, 2008
i like your work rufuz


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