Asinine Jersey Ed Retaliates… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on December 5, 2008

ED - DEAR JERSEY PANSY:

Now, THIS is the true Christmas Spirit, ain't it? What happened to "turn the other cheek"?
Did EDVARD KICK YOU IN THE RIGHT, OR LEFT BUTTOCKS?

The only thing NAUTICAL about you - or probably the closest thing would be a package of CHIPS AHOY COOKIES!

The descriptive adjective you chose in your title is quite apropos - ASS-y-9 !!!

FELIZ NAVIDAD - MON CAPITAN - JOYEAUX NOEL - TomKat ...

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on December 5, 2008

OMG, Are the Ed wars about to break out again? I heard the Island was still uninhabited and Cpt. Red's bordello has gone defunct. The cold war may be about to heat up again. I'll stay tuned to CNN for the latest. ARRRRR
:-)

Sir Salty Walt

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on December 5, 2008

Ouch. I fear he may have riled the wrong pussy cat this time cause it sure sounds like you mean business...but...have you taken into consideration his Old timer's disease?

fee

Reviewed by Cynthia Buhain-Baello

Reviewed on December 5, 2008

Hello Ed,

I hope you're not a real pirate - the ones that took that very big ransom recently(LOL). I like the "cranium" part - it's bloody gore.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

RUH roh. Someone's in trouble, again ... can't the Ed brothers learn to get along? For wanting peace, you're stirring up a hornet's nest ...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

I come in from the cold (helpin Ma shovel again) and she shows me this. Shame on you and Old Edvard - always fightin. Ma says you two should kiss and make up. She also says don't forget to mail your dear Brother Pee Wee's Christmas gift early this year!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Uh oh, someone's in trouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuble.....he'd best get out a' Dodge and HIDE!! LOL Cute write; well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

As long as it's not ME you're after; can't move that fast on crutches...unless I see a SKUNK!! LOL Then I'm CHEETAH-fast!! LOL Ask Karla on that one! LOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

I can abide corn fritters, but having a ship down to that I auestion? You seem angry at Georg why? I know he is a pain in the ...... but he's still your brother, but brothers and sisters do always seem to have it out. Like that in my own family too amonst my daughters. But life is also joyful too especially around this time of the year, so be good and try to do something nice for him instead of setting the dog on him.

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Ed,

I didn't know you were a pirate. Loved this.

Mary

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Such exciting poetry coming from your pen
but I hope you don't make of Georg a hen;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Yo're so high you gonna burn yore own floating bucket! ! !

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

OH we have a pirates conflict going on, this should be interesting...I'm taking a front seat so I don't miss a thing. Love and hugs, Bonnie