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The Best of the Brothers ED...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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About the brothers Ed I do not care,

Cause I am the Man of the Year, so there,

Picked by Playgirl, I think it most fair,

Look at the picture, that’s me, don’t stare…

 

Wish you could see my center spread,

A manlier man you will of me dread,

A rock standing straight without Viagra,

Muscles with more power than the falls at Niagara…

 

Okay, so most of my pics were made with Photo shop,

Sure and I admit that below my neck they did crop,

But the women don’t know that, they think I’m tops,

Glad they don’t know that over my belt,

My belly does otherwise flop…;-)

 

 

© ed ;-) 12/5/08


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 Reviews of "The Best of the Brothers ED..."
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
I knew you would like this...now any ladies want to be on the cover of vouge???LOL
al

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
hahahahaha! You are toooooooooooooooooo hilariously funny!
Love the pick,how did you do that;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
LOL, these are great.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
I as all the ladies before me, had to come check out this, You guys are so funny...Great write.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
so very clever--i had to come visit your den after felix posted his cover shot--fun!

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Heard about this one through the grapevine and had to come check it out. Wonderful to smile early in the morning.
You may not have the chutzpah of your rival Fee, but in our generation you are a stand alone guy. Look what you've started. lol.
I loved it.
--RaeLynn

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
LOL!!! We love you just the way you are, Ed. Very clever poem.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Joisey, you are a man of distinction! LOL ADORable write; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on December 5, 2008
JOISEY - CREATIVE PIC --- and visions of Grandeur ---

but the Editoress of Playgirl told me that you were picked to do a Special on ---

small ----> DROOPING EUNUCHS ---- YUK - YUK - YUK!

an euphoric eunuchoid's euphemism ? TK.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
Okay Mr. Playboy, looks like you hit the cover of Playboy but stayed for the new Biker Fee Stud edition of Real Outdoors.

fee

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
You guys crack me up. truly!
Not many people make me laugh anymore, you are the exception bubba!
It's refreshing that there are still a few who can laugh and joke and poke at one another and still get along. Happy holidays long dong silver!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on December 5, 2008

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
This is funny....and I think perhaps that tree must have hit you over the head and perhaps left a little brain damage? The one good thing however, is that you can put words together to make even you more interesting....hehehehe... I had to hesitate at sexy.... you are a riot.. lindalaw

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
Dear lil'brother, I still have that picture of you on the bear skin, great for a centerfold, although you are as hairy as a Yeti, but the Yeti has a face. Mom are so proud! but let me show your center picture first...I see a birch branch coming! ! !

Ed the Elder


Reviewed on December 5, 2008
ROTF!!!!!!! This is too funny. Cropped, eh? Too big to fit in the picture? Staaawwwwp ... you're killing me!! Too funny, Ed, and congratulations. You're my man of the year. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
Now this truly deserves a very hardy - HO, HO, HO, Bro!!!!!

And if anyone really wants to experience Hairy Nude Photos of The Jersey Devil, Ma has plenty of them, and she loves giving them away!!!!

PS Whenever I look at the ones Ma gave me, Mean Tall Woman goes running from the room! HO, HO, HO!!!


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