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4 GRAND...
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Titles we’ve got most grand,

Too many from where some stand,

But I just love to run at the mouth,

I try not to write of anything bland…

 

So what do you think,

Should I stop before I start to stink,

Or shoot for another four thousand,

Before I get old and my brain goes on the blink…

 

But can you put up with so many more,

If you’ve read them all, your eyes would certainly be sore,

The last thing I want is to of anyone bore,

I will just think about it & with my next,

Then you will know from my text,

Just how I thought & what is the score…

 

 

 

© ed & Rufuz ;-) 12/7/08


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 Reviews of "4 GRAND..."
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
wow!! 4000---and 1! pretty darn cool!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Or shoot for another four thousand,
Before I get old and my brain goes on the blink

You're already old, Bro, and most of us have blinky brains; so you might as well just keep on, keepin on.




Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Well I say keep on keeping on brother...way to go.

fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
4 U 4 grains 4 smoking cost 4 grands?

Ed the Elder

PS: I hope you aren't blowing our Xmas presents, although PeeWee's you can.


Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
oops! I thought you said 4 grams

Don't stop now Brother
that's only the tip of the iceberg
your heart and soul has exposed so far
Peace be with you....."WRITE ON"

William

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Well friend.... that's about 1000 every year for the past four....so maybe you'll keep at it... whew...that's a lot of writing, but I've only read your work for the past five mo's and so far I like what I've read.... so... keep at it... kind of cool that you can crank them out like that, and they are good....so guess you have it down pat now...:-)
lindalaw


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