I haven’t got a fireplace,

So Santa can’t come down my chimney,

But my sewer tank has a vent pipe,

Ya suppose that that would do or would Santa therein gripe…

I have two roof openings,

One has an exhaust fan,

If he was careful, around it he could slide,

Ya think that maybe Santa could then that abide…

My two air-conditioners come through the roof,

There would be however some mechanism there,

Or maybe he could just be like everyone else,

And come to my door, leaving him without a care,

Or do ya think that Santa would be for a door, too aloof…

© ed ;-) 12/15/08