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Okay, who’s the wiseguy that turned the cold switch on…?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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To be gettin’ quite windy,

The temps down to the single digits,

Tis’ gonna get COLD in this camper,

Gonna shrink “something” down to the size of a midgets…

 

Coldest shot of the year so far,

Wish I drank, I could hang out at a bar,

Let’s hope the electric stays on,

As we got alot of ice out thar…

 

So if you are that particular wiseguy,

What goes around, comes around,

On you I will keep my eye,

For making all that cold to NJ be bound…

 

 

© ed ;-) 12/21/08


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Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Yeah, down here in my east Texas trailer, I'm looking for the bum, too. We should talk to the Big Weatherman upstairs and see if we can send all this cold to Sarah Palin -- they can handle COLD up there :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Well whoever it is he sent it up my way in Nova Scotia too. I think it is that evil Ed over in Sweden or Norway or wherever it is he hangs out. lOL

fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Yes, it is quite cold but yesterday was windier, but my car locks are frozen and now today I cannot take my car to get inspected. Very disgusted with life right now.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
I think that Wiseguy is all over the place Ed...great funny and enjoyable read. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
That coldman makes you wax more poetic than usual? Wrecks us in Texas, too!

Ron

Reviewed on December 22, 2008
ED - I'M WITH YOU - BUNKY!

NOW I KNOW WHY RICH PEOPLE MOVE TO FLORIDA IN THE WINTER!

PRAYIN' THE PROPANE TANKS DON'T GO EMPTY ON ME!

P.S. - "HOT TODDIES" ARE OK - MEDICINAL PURPOSES!

T. K. SHIVERS ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Who’s the wiseguy that turned the cold switch on?

I heard it was Brother Edvard. He knows Old Man Winter really well, and I think he's ticked off at you for not sending him a Christmas Gift - again.

PS Did you mail mine yet??!!

Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
so much for global warming!!!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Ed, if you catch him, give him a swift kick for me too. -gene.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Cold in Arkansas, land of bread and milk when it snows...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
shivering in ok

Reviewed on December 21, 2008
'Twasn't me, Ed, I was wondering if it was YOU who sent me your cold weather. 26 now ... with wind ... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Stay warm, 'hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on December 21, 2008
I didn't do it, and neither did the StormSpinner! LOL It's cold here, too; brrrrr!!! Temp 28 degrees now, expected to drop down into the TEENS!! BRRR!! Good thing we got a couple of new warm blankets today for Christmas; we're going to wrap ourselves up and bury underneath the covers tonight when we go to bed! LOL Try to stay warm, Ed! I'll try to do the same (although I'd much rather be cold than HOT!!!)!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRleson, Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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