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Cold Feet...
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Damn but I am tired of living in a freezer,

The floor is cold, my feet look like an old geezers,

Sure I can wear socks & slippers,

Though instead of feet, I’d rather have warm flippers…

 

Can’t in the cold here just lounge,

In my underoo’s without a t-shirt,

Instead of warm clothing I have to scrounge,

If I had more insulation & heat,

I could instead wear my cute little Christmas skirt…

 

So if you came to us visit,

You’d have to dress warm,

Cause as Rufuz does sit on the sofa,

And I sit in the only chair,

You would have to sit on the cold, cold floor,

Sorry, but the only place left is down there…

 

 

© ed ;-) 12/31/08


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Reviewed on January 1, 2009
ED - WHAT EWE OTTA DO --

dig a trench, bury a long extension cord in it, and run it to yer next door neighbor's digs.
go to home depot & buy several electric heaters and get WARM -

LATER, after they trace the line & catch yew, and put yer sad arse in JAIL - it will be WARMER there - AND - free FOOD!

NOW, is that a PLAN, or what?

P.S. - DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!

TK.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 1, 2009
Don't be a ninny, ain't that cold! as I write the thermometer tells me that around me is 73.8 and the ice in my Captain Morgan Rum is melting!

Georg


Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 1, 2009
chilly here, cats are all my bestest friends, on the other hand, who needs heat when there is kitties on the lap, on the feet, beside on the chair, heh HOLD rufuz

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 31, 2008
Hey if you can borrow a ride on lawnmower put Rufus on the back and head on down to Florida, hear Santa's got a condo you can crash at...


fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 31, 2008
Well it is toasty warm inside here but outside is freezing, you could come here Ed and relaz in the warmth. Best put them socks and slippers on those toes.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed on December 31, 2008
How 'bout having Rufuz sit on you? Instant fur coat, and it's alive, ready to kiss your nose! LOL Sorry you're so cold, Ed. Comes with living in Jersey. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Now I'M cold. Thanks. :)


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