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Humors Fine Line...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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or maybe Philosophy...?


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Next up from humor is insanity,

Though I take insanity over vanity,

What have I got to be vain about,

Shaped am I like a pear,

With two legs, yes a pair…

 

Is it funny to on the self pick,

Well maybe not but that has been my shtick,

I couldn’t do stand up, I’d freeze up like fish stick,

But in rhyme I can take me time,

And of my humor show you how much I am sick…

 

Next down from humor is not sanity,

For to have sanity one has to have been already insane,

Not all the time can I have humor, sometimes I cannot it attain,

I do however recall in my younger years I got funnier,

When I did snort butane…

 

 

© ed ;-) 01/05/09


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 Reviews of "Humors Fine Line..."
Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on January 6, 2009
...mildly insane... just up my ally right now. --Charlie

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
Ed....funny funny write....so sweetttttttttttt....BHUWAN!!!

Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
The essence of humor written in smiling lines... sane or crazy, the world never hurt from a good laugh. You just made my day, Ed. Thanks for sharing.

Be well,
Sheri

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
who really knows what sane is? I know what funny is and you are;-) Keep us laughing Ed, that's a great thing to do, cause we sure need comedy to keep us sane! (if there is such a thing;-)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
hmnnn something crazy abouy this one Ed

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Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
as usual....strange but funny.... :-) hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
PeeWee is rating on you, me? mum's the word. Ha ha ha haaaaa :-)

Ed the Elder


Reviewed on January 5, 2009
ED - LOVE THE 'SELF PORTRAIT' ABOVE!

YEAH - BUTANE CAN DO THAT! AND ALSO MAKE YOU ARCANE!

ALONG WITH HUMOR - WIT AND SATIRE SOMETIMES HELP ALSO!

FINGER-PAINTING MAY RELIEVE YOUR BANE!

LATER - GATOR ... TK.



Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
Are you still snorting my friend...? this is hilarious, Love and hugs my friend. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 5, 2009
Is it funny to on the self pick?

Indeed it is, brother, and if we cannot pick on ourselves, we have no right to pick on others. But if you start snortin butane again, I just gotta tell mother.


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