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Frozen Gripes...
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If ya can't laugh at it, make it laugh at you...proverb of an Ancient Ed

Frozen pipes, Nothings ripe, Inks frozen can’t type, Can’t of ice wipe, This write just a bunch of tripe… Roads slick, Slippery worse made of brick, Can’t walk too quick, Dressing in layers thick, Streetwalkers can’t turn a trick, This weather can make ya sick… No complaints, summers too hot, Blood will now faster clot, From the gods, this weather a plot, Some have it worse, fortunately we do not, No water in my sink, the beast for living in extreme is shot… © ed ;-) 1/16/09

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Gripe away, but I'll be more than happy to take some of it off your hands! What I wouldn't give to be in the 20s for highs or see SNOW!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Chilling write indeed my good man, and guess what, its even f...king colder up here in the North. lol

Fee

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Stay warm dude. Hope your trots are done by now.

~W~

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

I guess Rufuz was so excited about the snow and he didn't feel the cold. I'm so glad Rufuz and you are having fun and keeping each other company.

A delightful read!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Aren't you glad it wasn't like this a few days ago. :)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Lil'brother, you can always drive down to Fiji or Tahiti.
Just a sugestion, if your ass is frozen sit on Rufuz...that is if Rufie-boy don't sit on you first, PeeWee told me is more smart than his Daddy!

Edvard

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Well at minus 33 outside, I am going to stay on the inside and I won't laugh at it for it may decide to get even with me. I'll just enjoy the warmth of inside. Thank you Ed.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Oh, dear - just keep laughing. It will give your body needed exercise and will make you feel better. Trust me, it works. :)

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

That piccy - BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on January 16, 2009

Now that's something to gripe about, but it will thaw my dear friend, just like it always does...Love and hugs and laughs, Bonnie

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