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Bathing in the Rio Grande...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Why am I picked on,

I mean I bath pretty regular,

I use soap & shampoo,

Once a month just for you…

 

No longer have I got any undies,

They took them, those bad Mounties,

Their tracking dogs won’t of them sniff,

I hope them fella’s get a disease,

No longer will they be able to remain stiff…

 

Personally I don’t drink beer,

So running out of coors I don’t care,

But having to put up with two brothers out on the frontier,

With no Coors to keep them happy, they turn queer,

With each other it is disgusting to watch,

But when they try to include a wayward steer,

That’s when I draw the line & into the forest I do disappear…

 

 

© ed ;-) 1/26/09


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 Reviews of "Bathing in the Rio Grande..."
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
I agree with Fee, it's not the Coors, the Mounties have checked back, and there are files on some very queer actions on the part of your brother, but you my friend are in trouble, your underwear was fingerprinted in the biological data bank, and they found that you where full of it at the time ha, and now you're dumping, I mean jumping in the Rio Grande, no wonder you gots fined, is that why Georg is setting up a sperm bank at AD, I will participate to help out, but because singular mail charges are outrageous, instead of small vails I'll send a gallon all at once it's cheaper that way, and takes less effort, in small doses it's like rolling up pennies, instead of dollars, you know what I mean don't you? It won't be long devil and the whole AD site will be overflowing in contributions to you, unless you want to come up here and pick it up personally, but stay away from the Mooses, as you very well know they get's irate, if they suspect you carrying some sort of you know what on your person, they might develop feelings for you, just a very friendly warning. I'll leave you to wash now, it must take a while, watch out them rattlesnakes mate. Asta la Vista! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
My oh my you guys do share a few chuckles. thank you Ed.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Ed~!

Splish-splash . . . LoL - a great and humorous write!!


Always the Best,

Lance

Reviewed on January 26, 2009
With all the due respects...

With all this awashin’, arinsin’ and scrubbin’
You’ll drown all the maggots, and have little grubbin’

Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Ed,

Sometimes you really come up with them! This is great, Thanks for the laugh...again.

Mary

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Wonderful to stop back and see things just the way I left them...down and dirty...Smiles to you. Lady J

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
We got a fine for polluting the Rio Grande affer throwing you in the river you ungrateful mutt!

Edvard (not "that" Elder)


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
I always wondered about them thar two but glad you warned us, have to put chastity belt on miss
moose if you swing back North again...

fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
WOW! You sure do look mighty perty there in that picture, you old Jersey Devil! And if I remember right, the air smelled perty darn sweet, too, that day, when me and old Edvard tossed you in that old Rio Grande river, and burned yer clothes!!!

PS Edvard likes steers; I prefer a cute moose.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
OH dear what a write...Ed brother's in the mountie's sight, they didn't even know your name but from now on they'll never be the same...Great write my dirty little friend. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Ed,

ROTF! You crack me up and add more fuel to the fire. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Just remind me not to be downstream when you take your bath. LOL


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