On the beach I like to dump my load,
Far from peoples lawns & the hard road,
Even if I do take a dump on top of a toad,
Hey if I had one and knew how to use it,
I would request to own my very own commode…
Taking a dump is such relaxation,
Usually after I’ve had my twice daily of food ration,
Daddy says to the beach it is my donation,
But he usually just pee’, maybe he has constipation…
It supposed to be on Wednesday quite warm,
Wonder if I can hold back till then, wouldn’t be the norm,
I might stink to high heaven & fart even worse,
I know, I know this whole stinky poem is worse than perverse…
© Rufuz ;-) 02.09.2009
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I laughed my arse off when my boys (I have 3 english springer spaniels) played with a frozen turd a few weeks ago
they were tossing it in the air & everything-lol
I must say this is quite the shitty poem (snicker)
Vickie
You are a "mess" Ed.
cynth'ya
'Steamy' write . . . LOL . . . a different kind of Valentine's!!
Best always,
Lance
Uncle Edvard(k)
You have truly inspired us; and now, we hope to give our Mom such a wonderful Valentine gift as shown in your picture. We better start practicing out back since the Big Day is almost here!
Thanks,
Turbo, Tater, Junior, Blanca, and BIG JACK
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.