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Pee-Wee & Old mother Moose...(not a fairy tale)
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I got this picture in the mail,

Old mother moose has a small male,

He does walk with the pace of a snail,

But not complainin’ is old mother moose,

She does complain that our Pee-wee,

Did of her, during a visit, give her the goose…

 

We thought Pee-wee gave her the slip,

But she begged my help & I’m feeling for her sorry,

I know now it was pee-wee, she told me how little he was equipped,

He must have gotten to her when to Canada we went on safari…

 

I have to say I feel pretty bad,

Poor old mother moose while happy is as well sad,

Her baby male does have THAT SMALL feature of pee-wee‘,

All she wants now is just some baby moose support,

She thought about it, but her religion did not allow her,

To let her baby go, yes abort…

 

So maybe some of that sponsorship money can for her be used,

Because Pee-wee ain’t never gonna take responsibility,

I mean he of that poor old moose abused,

And her little guy is thoroughly, is he human or moose, confused…

 

 

© ed 2/21/09


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 Reviews of "Pee-Wee & Old mother Moose...(not a fairy tale)"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 22, 2009
Ain't no good when brothers rat on each other, it will be keep in the family, then again PeeWee will have trouble explaining to Mean Tall Woman those shenanigans of him on Cana-duh!

Edvard, the real Ma's favorite


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 22, 2009
Hahahahahaha...say no more...you stinker you!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed on February 21, 2009
I SEE YOU BEEN INHALIN' ON THE 'HAPPY WEED' AGAIN, HUH?

IF PEE-WEE IS THE 'MOOSE-MAKER' - YOU MUST BE THE SQUIRREL !!!

TK

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 21, 2009
Ma claims she sent that picture to you because you promised to send her some money. Well, she's still waitin; and Me and Ma are gettin mighty hungry.

Send Money and Food, NOW, or Ma says I should post that picture of YOU, poopin in the ocean!!!

Her Favorite Son,
Pee Wee

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 21, 2009
Ah ha, See Sherrif Fee was right and now even the baby mooses uncles are starting to see the light...lol

Fee

Reviewed on February 21, 2009
Now that is cute trying to get your elders brothers money by the back door, don't you let him see this, you truly are a little devil. Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on February 21, 2009
Snort! This is moosely based on Rocky and BULL-winkle. I love it.

Thanks ED!

Starman

Reviewed on February 21, 2009
You KNOW you're gonna get in trouble for this, Ed - LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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