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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy…by Rufuz
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Apparently there is a temporary glitch in the system as I have not been able to upload pictures, but it should be fixed today...e

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Okay ice we got last night,

But snow is on the way,

Predictions for 8 all the way up to 14 INCHES,

Daddy has the jeep all prepared,

And I am ready to go riding and playing,

In the snow, my hairy body gets displaying…

 

I know by next weekend it will away melt,

Typical of NJ but as long as it is here for a few,

I will send pictures along to all my reader crew,

Slipping on the ice can leave on daddy a welt…

 

So now its like Christmas here,

I am waiting for the snow to start,

Celebrating I am, so maybe I’ll have a beer,

But none of that watered down Coors stuff,

I will have a doggy beer like Heineken Dark,

In my fur it puts back the soft & fluff…

 

© Rufuz 03.01.2009


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 Reviews of "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 2, 2009
Fourteen inches you say...someone is gonna be super happy...
And Rufie boy, don't knock no Coors if you want Uncle to pet you next time he arrives at that smelly and forsaken place you call home!

Uncle Edvard(k)


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 1, 2009
wow!! have a great romp in the white stuff!!

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on March 1, 2009
my dogs only go out on the patio and "relieve" themselves when the yard is full of snow. We don't spend much time on the patio in the winter.

Larry

Reviewed on March 1, 2009
Got buried, eh?? Poor baby! Bark, and daddy just might find you underneath all that snow! LOL Well done; four paws up--WAY up!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on March 1, 2009
Rufuz,
Maybe you should have some birch "bark" rootbeer!
Loved your snowy day announcement.
Rockie

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 1, 2009
You go Rufuz...
Fee

Reviewed on March 1, 2009
Enjoy the snow, Rufuz and Ed. I checked into why my packagers fell down on the job, pulled the ole Donald on them: YER FIRED! Got new packagers, they promise to send the weather I want. =]

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla *StormSpinner*

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on March 1, 2009
LOL You wash him in beer or let him imbibe? Great poem. J'nia


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