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House in the Sea…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I’ve found a house, finally,

Its close to the beach, only a few steps,

Wet though I might get,

Unfortunately its IN the sea…

 

I have a ladder,

To climb down from my porch,

I am feelin’ a bit like the mad hatter,

The closest water closet but a mile away,

Will just have to learn to hold my bladder…

 

It costed very little,

I got it for a song,

I can now sit out and whittle,

Hey, be honest with me,

When that house you see,

How can I have gone wrong…?

 

 

© ed ;-) 3/17/09


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 Reviews of "House in the Sea…"
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on March 18, 2009
I've always dreamed of a house by the water....but in the water....I'm not so sure :)....still, that drawing makes me wonder!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 18, 2009
Can I come and join you!!

WOuld love to have a place like that!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on March 18, 2009
Well LOL, you shouldn't have to hold your bladder out there mate, but I am more concerned with the possibility of you falling over the side, when next you wander under the influence of yer pipe..Hey I suppose you'd have to do hydroponics too, no tall tree's or garden to grow much hehe...Think of all the early morn swims you could take, you and Ruffie together..Unless of course it's shark infested, then there is a definate problem. Hmmm More information needed ;)
SMILES XX Ch'erie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 18, 2009
The closest water closet but a mile away,
Will just have to learn to hold my bladder

Huh?! Just cut a whole in the floor, and bombs away!!! Do bears sh.it in the woods, and fish in the sea??!!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2009
Wonderful writing,have fun...stay safe and well..Hugss

Reviewed on March 17, 2009
Great write, Ed; well done!

(((HUGS))), much love, and continued prayers~

As always, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
Well look on the bright side, it will be a great place to tie that boat up to when you get it, and where else can you catch your breakfast from your bedroom window with just a line and a hook.

Good one
Fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
First I pictured your trailer floating...this is better but oh what about the hurricanes? your little house and you will be floating out to sea...love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
Just wait until PeeWee tells Ma and are gonna have all our kinfolk screaming after that ladder of yours, now...if you had told only me I would have come only with my fishing rod!

Edvard(k)

PS. ain't Rufuz seasick yet?


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