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Dylan Stinks...[not what you think ;-)]
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AND FROM THE WEIRD NEWS DEPARTMENT........................THIS...

A porta-potti at Bob’s front gate, Stinking so that his neighbors do grate, No its not his voice that does this time not rate, What can he do, his guard afterall needs a place to, Dump someplace whatever it is he ate… His neighbors reeling, Their kids have a bad feeling, Tis a chemical odor that does the nostrils invade, Maybe Bob should his neighbors serenade…? If one needs attention, Maybe the guard can practice retention, Something he should do to help his neighbors, Before time comes for Bobs eventual to heaven (he hopes) ascension… © ed ;-) 3/19/09

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Reviews of "Dylan Stinks...[not what you think ;-)]"

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

I saw this on TV as well. Ewwwww! lol

Janet xoxoxo

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

Rufuz would not even use that bathroom!!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

yuk!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

I saw the interview with his digusted neighbor - she has erected enormous fans all around her home - to help steer the odor away from her house!

And I sure hope your neighbors don't hear about this - you might see lots of fans suddenly going up all around that old motor home of yours, you Jersey Devil, you.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

I always thought Dylan was Anal Retentive :)
BUT you have clarified the mystery for me at last LOL..
Hugzzz
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

Better than one of those warm, silent and perfume from an old grave that some poor soul let go in winter all windows in an tight packed bus where you can't hold your breath and must surrender.
That's a stink if you ask me!

Edvard(k)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 20, 2009

I guess you can't say this write doesn't stink, eh?? LOL Only you can write about bathroom habits and make it funny (or interesting)! You have a knack for making us laugh (or groan; whichever comes first)! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 19, 2009

One of your favorite subjects bro,your nose always
finds tjem they can't hide from you no matter how
famous;-)

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on March 19, 2009

I guess poor Bob didn't want the guard (sorry oouldn't resist this one) "Knock, knock,knockin on Dylan's door..."

Fee

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 19, 2009

You have reached a new low. Bob's potty has matched his teeth!

Ron

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