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I refuse to admit that on myself I have peed…
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KOSTRO & MATEOS JUST BETTER WATCH THEMSELVES HERE, AS I MAY BE A BIT OLDER BUT CAN PUT THEM BOTH DOWN IN A HEARTBEAT...PRINTED LARGE SO THE OLD FOLKS CAN READ IT...e __________________________________

Past my stroller & a bike, Driving a Jeep SUV, Living in a camper, So far that’s me… Have yet to need a powered chair, Have not yet joined AARP, This summer I’m old enough, Or so I’m told for senior care, I may be getting older, but have yet to grow up, I really find the whole old age thing to be quite unfair… Someday diapers I will again need, And maybe someone will have to me feed, But till then I do most certainly, Refuse to admit that on myself I have peed… © ed ;-) 3/23/09

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

You pee-on, you. ;-)

Runny [nose]

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

JOISEY - GREAT PIC!

POME AIN'T BAD NEITHER!

WHEN YER BEAN CONTINENTAL, 4 INCONTINENCE, JUST WEAR YER RUBBERS!

OR JUST GIT ONE OF THEM THAR PRETTY 2 PIECE YALLER SUITS LIKE THE GORTON FISHERMAN WEARS ... THEN EWE CAN PEE ALL YEW WANT!

PEE -EACE ... TK

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

I'm almost fifty (will be fifty in June, just a few short months away!!), yet I've met 90 year olds who get around better than ME!! AGGH!!! It's he** gettin' old, isn't it?? Cute write, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

Pushin' 50 meself ... body's convinced it's 112 ... sigh.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

Never admit it -- even when there's a big wet spot on the front of you pants. You can always say you spilled your drink!

Larry

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

sadly, the wheels of life turn on

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

Well well well lil'brother Jersey Ed, no PeeWee nor me (suck the I) has the need those diapers that Ma used to change many times over when you was little and no so little if I remember well.
I am here with PeeWee, and I can get those diapers for you on the Navy PX in Germany, and I too know what to put under your Xmast tree!

Edvard(k) the good Samaritan Young Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 23, 2009

Uh, Oh. Sounds like Depends time, Bro.
And I'm really tempted to say, Ho, Ho, Ho!

Pee S: At least I know what to get you for Christmas!!

Pee Pee S: You might want to join AARP, they offer all sorts of discounts on 'Senior Products.'

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