Just lift my leg in public & pee,

Or squat out in the open & poop,

Or sniff at everyone’s crotch,

Even when everyone else would watch,

I doubt I could get away with it,

Even if I blamed it on drinking a bottle of scotch…

I wish I could…

Growl at a cop standing at my car window,

Or bark at everybody just cause to my car they are close,

Or walk everywhere while wearing no clothes,

Or lay down and let everyone interested rub my tummy,

I wish I could hump somebody’s leg,

Though I doubt I could get away with it,

Even if I blamed it on my being a degenerate rummy…

I wish I could…

Chase a neighbors cat right up a tree,

Or chase ducks and geese out of a water filled lot,

Or eat another pets hard earned food,

Without others thinking I was being rude,

I really doubt any of the above I could get away with,

Even if I blamed it on the fact that I just smoked a big fat joint of pot…

© ed ;-) 3/26/09