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Rhubarbs & Reefer...
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If high you’re gonna get, Better to get yourself set, For the munchies afterwards rule, Even if you eat something disgusting like gruel… Chocolate & milk, soda & chips, Hot dogs with BBQ sauce, Burgers & fries, lots of carbs, Yes even if hungry enough rhubarb… As Yoda has said, Twinkies are best, Loud music, can’t rest, Better not to smoke, Better to be in the end an acid head… © E/\/\ 3/31/09

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Reviews of "Rhubarbs & Reefer..."

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Ed dear boy...you are coming around full circle with this one...if you dont believe me...ask Yoda

Peace...Al

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Had me busting a gut with this one. Great to read your humor again.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

LOL will I have done both in my younger day but I think if I were to revert I'd stick with the smoke, for sure, for sure.

Fee

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Noo way is being an acid head good...;-)

Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Ed~!

Finely penned in your very unique style - outstanding!!

Blessings,

Lance

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Hi Ed, You're okay, it's the rest of the world that's not! And hey, what's wrong with Rhubarb? Well, I've never tried smoking it, but hey, if it keeps you from being an acid head then who can argue?! (grins) Wonder now what YOUR secret garden is? HAHAHA

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..please take care...LOL..Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Wow, Brother, I see you're still eating Rhubarbs and Gruel;
I hope you don't make Rufuz eat it, that would be too cruel.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Ma is gonna be pissed at you, because PeeWee is the one telling her your not so secret way of life you are proclaiming! Bet that Rufuz by now are walking on the ceiling!

Edvard(k) the on the ground Elder

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

I forgot to take my diabetes medicine before reading this poem and now I think my blood sugar ready is probably up.

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