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Sandblasted...
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The wind was in the 40 mile an hour range,

The ocean waves were breaking to the east, quite strange,

The wind would not allow them to touch the shore,

Should have hit the beach earlier than four…

 

The beach got its usual cleaning,

Rufuz & I picked up the trash, now its gleaming,

No more plastic, or aluminum to clutter it up,

Even found a bent, with oriental lettering, drinking cup…

 

And now my brothers can’t bitch,

I got well cleaned, & left only with a little itch,

No soap or water this time, only sandblasting,

It felt so good I might go back again,

I’d especially recommend it to Georg,

Its great for getting the wrinkles out,

And in comparison to bathing,

It is quite a great deal longer lasting…

 

 

© ed ;-) 4/4/09


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 Reviews of "Sandblasted..."
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on April 6, 2009
Ouch, sounds extreme. Great poem. Blessings, J'nia

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 5, 2009
Hahahahahaha...gotta love bro Georg's effort on how to!!

Say no more!!

I could feel the sting of the sand on my legs reading this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 5, 2009
No bath could ever clean up lil'brother Jersey Ed, imagine! sand blasting! that took, I hope, all the barnacles he carried around like acne!

Edvard(k) Wrinkleless Elder Brother


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 5, 2009
And now my brothers can’t bitch,
I got well cleaned, & left only with a little itch

Wonderful News, Brother, and Ma will be very proud!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 4, 2009
I remember one time having been stung so badly I bled and had tiny
cuts all over my legs. Of course I was a kid and stayed out in it too long...But I lived by the ocean then and loved it when it stormed
but the wind can be too nasty at times. Love the poem and pic you make me want to go to the beach. Hope to do so next week...ET

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on April 4, 2009
lovely graphic, how does Rufuz like the wind and sand

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on April 4, 2009
You have one beautiful beach. Enjoyed

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on April 4, 2009
We call it dermabrasion, lol. Makes for a tough disposition as well as hide, I bet!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 4, 2009
Sounds like a good method to me,

Fee


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