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Chasing Squirrels is what I Live For…by Rufuz
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Never do them I catch,

If I did I don’t know what I’d do,

Maybe take them to the zoo,

At least by then I’d have of what to do a clue…

 

But the little guy in the picture above,

He did of my abilities to catch flaunt,

Look closely & see him sticking out his tongue,

Right before he made the short up his tree jaunt…

 

I never experienced a squirrel with such balls,

Most run up the nearest tree, giving me frustration,

This one just stood there as if saying to me,

“Yeah, I got your squirrel right, come and get it,”

Maybe I’m going insane and this is some kind of aberration…

 

 

© Rufuz [w00f] 04.05.2009


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 Reviews of "Chasing Squirrels is what I Live For…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 6, 2009
You will be like a Gran Dane Dog that pursues and catch that VW beetle car, once he catch it...the damn dog haven't a clue what to do...!!!

Edvard(k)


Reviewed on April 5, 2009
Teasing li'l buggers, aren't they. Have fun chasing 'em Ruf, but don't catch 'em...they have razor-like claws that can hurt ya! Good exercise for you, too...uhmmm...think you can get Dad to join in the chase? (Don't tell Dad I said that :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 5, 2009
Where was he when I couldn't get the squirrel out of my camp...thanks a lot Ruefus
Fee

Reviewed on April 5, 2009
I saw a big, fat, juicy squirrel on the way to church this morning; in fact my friend, Debie, almost got it! LOL Thank GOD she missed! Cute write, Rufuz; enjoyed!~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 5, 2009
That squirrel has got got your number, Rufuz...now the ball is in HIS court. Have fun.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 5, 2009
Go get him Rufie!!

Nutz & All!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed on April 5, 2009
*chuckling* A Rufuz gotta do what a Rufuz gotta do. GO GIT 'IM! LOL Well done, you're not crazy. They are - squirrels are NUTS.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *woOf!*


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