For the swine flu a new suit he does buy,

Usually he is a helluva good guy,

But for his brothers today, no suits did he buy,

Ma! He’s treating us like crap again, you know I never lie…

P-Wee ain’t got the guts to him confront,

Ole Edvard in the military was nothing but a grunt,

He learned how to wrap Ma around his pinky finger,

And now he does pull this kind of selfish stunt…

He doesn’t care if we from the flu get sick,

As long as he’s safe, he certainly is mighty slick,

I think we should re-name him after his favorite president,

But I’m not sure Ma will appreciate us calling him slippery Dick…;-)

© ed ;-) 5/1/09