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We're NOT boxers, we're Wrestlers...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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That’s me on top,

 

The fight had to stop,

 

I won, certified by a ring cop,

 

Here comes the champagne, I heard the cork pop…


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 Reviews of "We're NOT boxers, we're Wrestlers..."
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on May 6, 2009
Looks like they both got their faces beat in!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 4, 2009
I see you're still throwing your weight around, Bro; and brother Edvard is so old - you better let him up before Ma sees this - she can be a real bull dog you know!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 4, 2009
Oh lil'brother! wait until PeeWee see this one...and Ma!!!

Edvard(k) Sensitive Ole Brother


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 3, 2009
very clever!!

Reviewed on May 3, 2009
You funny man, get of that that dog, I always thought you were for the underdog?


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