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The Happiness Gun...
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Another weird dream, transcribed...


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Built not to specifications,

Not intended for lackluster nations,

Built with complications,

Never worked up to expectations…

 

The size of a bass fiddle,

Hard to carry, harder to shoot,

But when it worked it surely was a hoot,

It made the “victim” happy & prone to play…

 

Try to buy it did corporations,

Not meant was it for assassinations,

Unless the “shooter” wanted the “shootee” to laugh to death,

For that then the happiness gun did deserve congratulations…

© ed ;-)? 5/8/09


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 Reviews of "The Happiness Gun..."
Reviewed by A Hansley Jr
Reviewed on May 10, 2009
Ed:
An interesting concept, a happiness gun. Very thought provoking what the world might be like if we shot our enemies with happiness.

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on May 8, 2009
Where can I get one of them things. I do need a weapon for taking care of glum folks.......Jerry

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 8, 2009
Lil'brother who gave you permission to go exploring in my garage? that's a pea shooter there, not dangerous at all, first the peas, after the soup! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

Edvard(k) the Normal Ole Brother


Reviewed on May 8, 2009
Hi Ed, Are you sure it's the gun that malfunctions? People aren't as receptive to humor as they once were... if they could only let go, learn to laugh at themselves, but then we might have a massacre on our hands, eh?

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 8, 2009
Well I don't know buddy it looks about as lethal as Jerry Lewis but I love the read.

Fee

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on May 8, 2009
It must have been loaded with Laughing Gas! Connie


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