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Assorted Boxed Junk from Mr. Hyland….
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A crazy man sent me a crazy load of junk...e







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Sent to me from the Maryland rummy,

A box of assorted junk, most I will never use,

Enclosed as well a poem from the mind of Mr. Hyland,

Most of it for women, should have sent it to my mummy…

 

 

At the very least I can say thanks,

Better yet he could have sent check blanks,

Signed of course from numerous banks…

 

 

So to you dear friend,

You really are quite the living end,

Of your consideration I will always defend,

And when you die, I hope you will ascend,

Rather than heading in the opposite direction & descend…

 

 

© ed ;-) 5/20/09


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 Reviews of "Assorted Boxed Junk from Mr. Hyland…."
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
I enjoyed this one
I have lots of boxes of junk, now I know where to send them LOL
Have a great day
Ray { Not a Poet }

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Some guys have all the damned luck - Assorted Boxed Junk - Wow!

PS Were there any old buttons Ma might like?? Any old feathers for Mean Tall Woman?? Any half-filled bottles of Beam for your brother Pee Wee??

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Oh my ,what are we to do with that sweet little TomKat huh LOL..I would have been scared to death to open that box of junk (Giggles) cute real cute...Hugss

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Sounds like if nothing else a bit of excitement, me even when it's junk I love surprizes that come in the mail...all those except for the ones from the taxman or the bank that come registered...lol

fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Now lil'brother, having smoked some of Tom's junk again?

Edvard(k) Ole Brother

PS PeeWee are gonna have a fit with this one!


Reviewed on May 20, 2009
ED - well shut my mouth!

I had plumb forgot about that terrific box of junk! Hope you got a lift, or kick out of something in there.

Any blank checks would bounce, being made of condom material.

And - thank you for the ascension wish -
need all the help I can get, being a sinner, and all ...

Peace, my Friend, and Goodwill ... and God Bless ... Tom.



Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 20, 2009
clever!

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on May 20, 2009
good poem

Reviewed on May 20, 2009
A cute poem of gratitude, Ed. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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