Yikes!!! "eliminate"....bad pun there sorry......quit the coffee if you can...oops "can"... another pun. A funny write but you need your sleep. Hope the pills help.

So, that's why they call him PeeWee! I didn't know you was catholic, but I'll pray you don't die aprostate. Meanwhile, try to enjoy urination as much as possible. It's cheap entertainment, and leaves you beholden.....Jerry

METHUSELAH JOISEY - POBROCITO! en Inglese - Poor Little One!

POOR - LITTLE - AND - ONE!

While I do like PEEWEE's suggestion, I do have another for you to investigate -

I'm 68 - and occasionally get up in the middle of the nite to PEE - however,
my Niece, an R.N. of 30 years - tells me that COFFEE is a DIURETIC - MAKES YOU PEE!
I USED TO LIVE ON COFFEE - since last August's bout in Hospital CUT my intake od same in half! Now drink more H2O, tea, and fruit juices ...

Understand that BODY likes, needs, and absorbs these better!

OH - YEAH - another possibility - go to Home Depot or Loew's and buy:
1. Rubber Glove with 5 fingers. At home cut off the 5 tips.
2. 5 Lengths of Clear plastic tubing - about 5 ft. long each.
3. 6 each - C-Clamps, or Hose Clamps, or reasonable substitutes.
4. Large Bottle of Water Purification Tablets.

A. Take 5 - Empty Gallon Milk or Water Jugs & Clamp on Hoses and Glove.
B. Install SIXTH CLAMP on Pectoris Amorous.
C. GO to Bed & PEE IN PEACE!

If you PEE more than 5 Gallons - go to ER - cause you will be Dehydrated!

OTHERWISE - use Tablets to RE-CYCLE Pee-PEE ...

PEE-ce - TK.

Ed, an all too familiar refrain. -gene.

Hi Ed, LOL at Ray's comment, "tie a knot in it". I wonder if he was talking about the writing or what... probably the "or what"... hope you're staying close to the bathroom.... I think one of your brothers had once said that you pee'd your pants once... sure don't want that to happen again.. hang in there til the meds get there... oops, did I say hang??? ;]

In Spirit,
Bear

LOL . Felix... less beer more wee-d!!!! :)) But does it help - the weed, I mean? For years campaigners over here have been citing it's beneficial effects on alleviating such symptoms as accompany multiple sclerosis, for example. But look on the bright side... being male means you don't have to bloody well QUEUE for the restrooms...! Yep, with women it's hot flushes... with blokes it's the old bladder... both are generational signs that bring back sharp reminiscences of Yasgurs and Woodstock... feeling hot and bothered by the appearance of all those famous names in the flesh... and peein in the bushes after too many tinnies! :)) Be well, Edbear... and keep that prostate under observation!!! xx

Sad...but good to know you can still laugh! You are ever in my prayers, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Poor baby. Know how you feel - mean, don't have a prostrate, tyvm, being female, but the old bladder ain't what she used to be - whoops, gotta go (AGAIN) -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Oh my heavens I think I need a DRINK lol...keep smiling OK...Hugssss

If Doc Monster Big Fingers check you up
Insist on dinner and a movie first :)

You could try tying a knot in it
Or maybe get a water tap transplant
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Hard on the beer drinking days old buddy but I think you are not alone ... lol less beer more weed.
fee

this gettin older stuff isn't always fun!

Oh boy! wait until that Doc Monster Big Fingers check you up, you will be squealing like a kindergarten girl!

Edvard(k) yer Ole Brother

You're in luck, Bro. Brother Edvard's gonna send you his old mattress with a hole in it. Just put a bucket under the bed, under the hole, and you won't have to get up all night!