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Doctors Visit Today
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not an original thought, but kind of funny so...


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She told me that my BP was high,

My cholesterol as well was on the fly,

Weight I had gained & I didn’t know why,

She told me I should eat better, don’t anymore fry…

 

I should eat, she said in colors,

I really am not sure what she means,

So I ate the above, my interior cleaned,

Chocolate is brown inside them, & I like the blue ones…

 

Might as well be happy while I slowly die,

Eating things with the munchies while I am high,

I particularly love good Philly cheesesteaks,

They make my stomach boil & I can hear my arteries harden,

Hope I didn’t make you all hungry, if I did, I beg your pardon…

 

 

Ed ;-) 6/16/09

 


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 Reviews of "Doctors Visit Today"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 22, 2009
You are right. Those Philly cheese steaks really get you. I hope you are okay. It is unusual for you not to post.

Reviewed on June 17, 2009
Nothing wrong with M & Ms, I think we should enjoy life while we are here!!
Great write as always
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 17, 2009
good to see you again and to see you haven't changed

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 17, 2009
sir, you should take casre of you!! but..the array above, i surely do love!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 17, 2009
Although this is a cute poem that got me smiling first thing in the morning, I hope you are also taking your docs advice at least a little serious. I know I an paying the price for many years of cheesecakes, chocolates and cigarettes, not to mention the booze. lol Anyway Roofuz needs his buddy so git er done...buddy.

fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 17, 2009
Down around Galveston's docks in Texas they serve an humongous T-bone steak with all the trims delicious enough to compel your heart to quit! if it doesn't...you can have another one.
Now, blood pressure? I bet you 230/160 and doc's funny electronic B.P. machine going berserk.

Georg


Reviewed on June 16, 2009
*growl* Nice, Ed. Make me hungry before bedtime. Guess I'll have to break out the Bugles again (but not eat too many, like I did last night ... burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on June 16, 2009
CHEESESTEAKS - PIZZA - CORNED BEEF SANDWICHES - BIG MACS - MEATBALL SUBS -

HELL - YA GOTTA EAT!

N' YA GOTTA DIE OF SOMETHIN'! TK...

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
If good humor leads to good health, Ed, you should be feeling
better tonight. Now you've put me in the mood for one of those
Philly cheesesteaks, though I wouldn't turn down an Italian sub.
-gene.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
You always seem to be able to keep your sense of humor, Ed. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
well at least you know how to make us laugh,even if you don't know how to eat;-) (but i like the same things shhh...;-)et

Reviewed on June 16, 2009
You can have all my Philly cheese sticks! LOL I'd rather eat Cajun boiled crawfish! LOLOLOLOLOL Darn ya, Ed, now I'm hongry!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :P *drooling*

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
I think those Philly cheese steaks did it...ummm umm!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
Very good Ed. I asked my doctor where most people who follow their doctor's advice and eat right end up dying. He said in the hospital or in a nursing home. I told him, "OK then. At least when I get in either of those two places, I'll have a reason for being their."

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
i like M and Ms too, hope you are feeling better soon,


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