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I am NOT the family troublemaker...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thats Tiger Lily on the right when she was younger...she had a skin condition called "Dalmation Syndrome", she actually grew to a beautiful lady...;-) ed


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Though Edvark says I am,

He just knows of how to Ma scam,

Look how far away he lives, she told him to scram,

She threw him out on his ear before she hit him, BAM…!

 

Pee-wee does every so often start trouble,

He does so but swears he hasn’t, double,

And of all things Ma believes him, ain’t it a sin,

She keeps him with her within that family bubble…

 

Tiger Lily is Ma’s little pet,

But she knows how trouble to start,

Just one word in the old bats, er, I mean Ma’s ear,

And down on us boys does come a wrath that’s clear…

 

I admit that I am not an angel,

Sure I have been called the Jersey Devil,

But with my very head I do clearly stay level,

Ma just listens to the other three most times,

And with TL & her California wine she does revel…

 

 

© ed ;-) 6/25/09

 


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 26, 2009
Stir the pot
Stir the pot
Stir the pot.
One speaks sooth
One does not
One's in troublean awful lot
Three eds, Three stooges, Coincidence???
LOL Patrick

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on June 26, 2009
Mr. Misunderstood. You must be the middle child and you're tired of keeping the peace(still, that "syndrome" business was a low blow). The favorite gets preference every time. Why must family roles be chiseled in stone? That pic cracks me up...

Lin

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 26, 2009
Well dear brother DEVIL!!! I will not get upset by your demeaning me,you always were crude and crass,but when I have the brothers over for your favorite Lasagna dinner, YOU WON'T BE INVITED!!! Enjoy the usual canned slop you eat!...TL

Reviewed on June 26, 2009
Well still stirring it up I see :)
I think you may pay for this write LOL
Your sis was cut as a puppy, I mean child :)
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 26, 2009
My God, I thought we agreed long ago to never, ever talk about Tiger Lily's Dalmation Syndrome! (No wonder she never sends you a Christmas present.)

As for old Brother Edvard, he's trying to scam everyone, and he's already demoted you back to Space Cadet - guess you won't be getting that allowance increase after all.

PS: Headin back to the backyard to drink more wonderful wine that Sister Tiger Lily gave me!!

Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 25, 2009
So, the li'l "angel" couldn't stay out of trouble, didn't you? there you go stirring up the hen's cup! Whata's wrong with ya?!!!

EDvard(K) Ole Brother

PS. already ducking those pots & pans flying your direction, with a few assorted burning bras, I suppose.


Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 25, 2009
Of course you're not.

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on June 25, 2009
Soitanly you can be the trouble maker if you just try a little harder. Are you the stooge with the spots? Go ahead, egg them other eds on, make their day. I'm surprised your old ma has lived through you guys. Pee Wee needs the spiritual uplift of you poking him just as hard as you can. You probably resemble these remarks........Jerry

Reviewed on June 25, 2009
Oh, no?!? You're stirrin' up troubles, with this write - you KNOW TigerLily's gonna have somethin' to say 'bout this. LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 25, 2009
Hey, where's Shemp??? Not nice to post a photograph of someone not ready for prime time. Is that any way to talk to your Ma???

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 25, 2009
Well dear someone has to have a chat with that dear old bat I mean your dear old Ma. Maybe her pet Tiger Lily can be set loose never to return. lol.
Thank you for sharing Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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