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Introducing the 3 Ancient Ed’s Ma…
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This pic I found on the net, She’ll probably blame me, And the culprit she’ll forget, I just gotta put it up for all to see… She’ll never find out, Lessin’ PeeWee & Edvark rat, She doesn’t believe me, her baby, Could do this dark deed, well maybe… Hey, what does she want, It found its way onto a drunken seniors site, She was found dressed like this with a bottle, Celebrating VE day, as you can tell she must have been a sight… © ed ;-) 7/13/09

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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on July 16, 2009

I was just waitin 4 someone else to say it LOL
U are a dark horse aint u Joisey xx

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on July 15, 2009

JOISEY -

NICE TRY !!!

BUT I KNOW THAT IS ... Y-O-U ... IN DRAG !!! TomCuz ...

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on July 14, 2009

Scary but looks a lot like my first ex wife.

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 14, 2009

*whew* for a minnit, I thought you found a piccy of me. I don't wear animals on me head, though. LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on July 14, 2009

I hope you didn't get hurt when digging that hole for yourself
I suggest you keep on the move, for a moving target is harder to hit LOL
Thanks for the chuckle
Have a Great Day
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on July 14, 2009

Ha!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 14, 2009

Uh, oh. If both Tiger Lily and old Edvard say that's really Ma's twin sister, Gerty, I believe 'em. Either way, you are in Big Doo Doo now, Bro. They both probably already told Ma and Gerty. If I were you, I'd head for your Pine Barrens hideout - fast.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on July 14, 2009

Me no sabe, but that ain't Ma you Space Cadet dopey but Weird Aunt Gerty and PeeWee will rat you to Ma, you can bet ya last dollar if you have seen one for the last ten years or so.
Oh boy you are in trouble!

Edvard(k)

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on July 13, 2009

I'm thinking she'll find out. Patrick

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on July 13, 2009

lol...

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on July 13, 2009

Good Lord!!! That would surely be a sight to see, scarey too. Better be careful before you go getting yourself into trouble...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 13, 2009

ya old fool you on the maryjoanna agin, that ain't ma that's aunt Gerty the goof.Ma should only look that good;-)remember you'd get slapped in the head evry time ya called her goofy gerty an she heard ya...hahah yer a dopey devil,but i love ya bro...sis tiger lily...

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