I had a Lobotomy for my birthday… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on October 9, 2009

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Your indomitable spirit is rising anew. Keep it up.

Reviewed on October 8, 2009

Glad you are starting to get into wild oats again, Too bad it is just oatmeal.

Ron

Reviewed on October 7, 2009

JOISEY HOSS - OH, HOW EWE DEW 'WHINNY'!

LABOTOMY? Didn't know there was much left inside there to REMOVE?

OR - could it be that the docs lied? Instead of removal, maybe they did an IMPLANT ?

Suppose they inserted a nice, warm, soft - "MEADOW MUFFIN" ???

That might could SPLAIN a lot .....

KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON - MY FOUR-LEGGED FRIEND ... TOMKAT ...

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on October 6, 2009

It's good to have you back Ed. I took an Ed from apt building here to casino tonight, and he fell when he got out of car. I don't know if I did good or not, he said he is ok. I tried to help someone today anyway. Just like you always help others, I do too.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on October 6, 2009

Well maybe you are a Satyr?? Welcome back again Ed, eat those oats and get fat and sassy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 6, 2009

Maybe we'll start callin you Hoss instead of Jersey Devil!

PS: I never got that Black & Decker from Ma; Edvard must have kept it for himself. And you wonder why I've been pickin on him.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

What sort of movies u watching these days Ed? One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest???
HAHA, and Neeeeeeeeeiggggggghhhhhhhh!
Chezza

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Warped is good. I missed it sorely. Hard to hold down the fort without a horsey pedigree. Patrick

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Hee Haw, Ed. Glad you're back, and in your usual good humor.
Ask your filly if she has a friend. -gene.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Nice to see your (warped) sense of humour returning, Ed; welcome back!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Ya know I loves ya.....

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

awe-very sweet

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Humor, yes, with a sweetness that softly lips and whinnies and comforts the soul, Ed. Made me smile, somehow, at the end, with wry hope and contentment.

Erin

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Sounds like you ended better off then with that lobotomy, maybe I should get one too. lol

fee

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Lobotomy? No one who's had one could come galloping back the way you have. You're just stubborn (won't say it, won't say it - yes I will *grins*) like an old nag ... who refuses to bow down to the One Who brought you back. =] Glad to see some of the old spit!fire is returning, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Ed,

you seem to getting back to your old ornery self which is good. Thanks for the laugh.

Mary

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

... these are goooooood signs, EdBear... you're definitely on the mend: these vitals look good to me.. yup: humour... eating (together with a healthy dislike of hospital food)... physical and emotional sensations... and vivid imagination... AND an eye for the girls... just seems to me your eyesight needs a little testing... dig around in that hole a bit.. you might find your specs! :)) And keep on going once more round the ballpark racing that walker of yours... You'll be 2 to 1 odds-on favourite in no time! Love, kisses and a nice crunchy carrot, Kate xx

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

Ma gave PeeWee a Black & Decker Drill for his birthday! You sure the lobotomy was from the docs and not from him? he likes experimenting with mutts brains, (Tiger Lily told me so!)
Better get well pronto, we miss yah!

EDvard, yer Ole Brother

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

You must be feeling a bit better, I see your horsing around again :)
Great write, nice to read you again
Have a great day
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on October 5, 2009

an eye for horses eh?
Something seriously wrong with that operation bubba.
Oats? Eat a lot! They're good for the cholesterol
and it forms nice unimpeded butt logs.
Good to read your humor once again.
r