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No MO' Snow...
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Hope you see the humor in this for with too much snow I fail too...;-) e



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I've had it,

Can't take it no mo',

We seem to be getting the brunt this year,

Of old man winters falling white wet...

 

Can't get out, can't walk,

Tried to the weather gods talk,

All they do with my words is balk,

Of the coming spring weather,

I keep looking forward to it,

And with regards it I do stalk...

 

Doesn't help, does it, to complain,

It's just that I want outside so much,

But with snow and ice all around,

The only place I may end up is in a pile on the ground...

ed 2/4/10

 

 


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Reviewed on February 10, 2010
ED -

I'M WIT'CHA 100 PERCENTAVOS!

GOT OUT YESTIDY FOR COUPLE HOURS, BOUGHT PELLETS FOR STOVE, CAME HOME THRU CITY MESS - TOOK 1.5 HRS. FOR NORMAL 1/2 HR. DRIVE. LADY FRIEND CAME OVER, HAD HELL OF A TIME PARKING HER CAR, BUT ALL OK.

THEN, EARLY MORNING TODAY, A-HOLE PLOW DRIVER LEFT PILE OF ICE BLOCKING BOTH CARS IN! THEN, 9:20 AM, ELECTRICITY WENT OUT FOR ENTIRE TRAILER PARK. COULD NOT EVEN MAKE A HOT CUP OF JAVA - THANK GOD IT CAME BACK ON 2 HRS. LATER.

MADE A BIG POT OF VEGETABLE SOUP, WIH PLENTY OF HAM IN IT - DEEE-LICIOUS!

NOW, . 8:15 PM, SNOW & WIND FINALLY STOPPED - MANANA MORE STRENUOUS DIGGING OUT!

STAY WARM, FRIEND ... TOM.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Brother the winter is just starting
don't want to hear that same old new Cliche
Those 2 puking words "Earth warming"
back in 79 I think, while living in the Big Apple
We had 18' of snow one Easter Sunday..... and no one ever said nor mentioned, "El Nino nor Earth warming, because it didn't exist then
Until the politicians and the inventor of "earth Warming Al Gore"
discovered it......
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
...and we are getting snow as i write!!

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
On a clear day I can see Mt. Hood from the top floor of my apt. building, and that is just the way I like it. just think spring. Nice to see you writing again.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
Now you tell me. I thought you liked snow. A nice big snow storm is heading your way, right now. Hunker Down, and Stay Warm.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
Send the stuff to Vancouver, they are having th Olympic Winter Games there and the weather is like south Florida in summer!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Yeah, it may look nice, but it aint good for the joints.

Gerry

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Snow snow go away come again another.....now wait a minute. Patrick

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
More bigger northeasterner coming Fri into Sat. night. I am just going to wait it out til it clears and we can go out again. No use compiaining, it is coming and nothing we can do about it. Winter is getting to me too, cannot wait for warmer spring weather.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Poor Baby!

Snow is beautiful when it falls and changes the scenery. This year has been very hard for a huge part of our country. The hope is in spring coming and this is why we pay the price. To paint the world in spring colors takes a lot of canvas and any good artist will tell us, "It's best to start with a blank canvas".,

Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Wouldn't you like to become the bottom snowball for a jolly snowman?
Connie

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
I hear ya bro,but I moved to Ca.to get away from it and now drive fifty miles and more just to see snow in the mountains.cause I miss it;-)hahahahah! No,I'd never move back I like it this way,don't have to see it unless I want to. Stay well,and keep writing!

Love and hugs,
sis

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Snow accumulations - Roanoke, VA - 28 inches Erie, PA -26 inches

Something's wrong with this picture.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Too bad you can't send some of it this way, Ed. The past January has been the warmest on record. Last year managed only six cycle rides around the mountain in January. This year, sixteen. I empathize with you and send you my best wishes of love, peace, and well-being.

Regis

Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Then send it HERE! LOL LOL at Karla's "Swear words" Bring it here, I don't care if she doesn't like snow/cold; I DO; so neener, neener, neener on the StormSpinner! LOL Cute write, Ed, and I love the piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on February 4, 2010
The weather on both our minds, Ed ... stay inside until it melts. We may have some of those swear words falling from our skies next week: you know the ones that begin with 's' and end in "NOOO!!!" LOLOL! Safer that way. Just be careful, 'hear? Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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