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Will fruitcakes really last forever…?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Mayhaps humor, maybe just weirdness...


What the hell is this guy talking about...?






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So when the world does end,

And people are all gone, their regrets they did send,

Will the fruitcakes last with no therapists expertise to lend,

Over backwards will the fruitcake factories bend…

 

That makes fruitcakes immortal,

No one will be around anymore to chortle,

All will have gone to the heavens or a differing portal…

 

So when the world does come to an end,

Off the fruitcakes will no longer have to fend,

The advances & such of those who mean to offend,

After each & every other known friend,

Does ascend or descend, fruitcakes will still exist,

And on that little ditty of info you can otherwise depend…

 

 

© ed - 2/17/10

 


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Reviewed on February 19, 2010
FRUITCAKES!

WHAT A PERFECT ONE-WORD DESCRIPTION OF ...

THE BROTHERS ED !!!

I'M WITH RICH - IMMORTAL, CHORTLE, PORTAL = MAGNIFIQUE !!!

TK ...

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 19, 2010
I appreciate your wit and humor, Ed. Thank you for the smiles. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 19, 2010
I think fruitcakes are the everlasting symbol for Disgusting!
They are disgusting, they taste disgusting, and just the mere thought of something never expiring, is even more disgusting!
Grossly disgusting, fruitcakes!
LOL! ...your pen isn't as bad!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
Funny Ed, but not for the fruitcake.

Gerry

Reviewed on February 17, 2010
I think the smoked ones, like jerky turkey, in a good weed they'll last, and of course those that eat them, or smoke them ha,
keep on man, you're doing someting right. Bless you! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
I LOVE fruitcakes but can't eat them any more. They need to find a new public relations firm.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...
You are a living testament to fruitcakes.
Immortal, chortle, portal ... what a mouthful.
Say that ten times fast and you may need therapy.
A goodun bubba ...
richard

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
Fruitcake won't last as long as a Twinkie.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
WOW! Looks like Brother Edvard is gonna send you a huge Fruitcake - you are one lucky guy; he never sends me one.

Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
interesting ponderings!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
Fruitcakes eh..Hmmm I am of the opinion that fruitcakes make more sense that the Gingerbread men!!

xx Ch'erie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
Every year, to a selected hated member of the family I send one big Texas Fruit Cake from the Texarcana Factory. Sweet as you won't believe, dentist delights and losing-weight-diet crushers, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
If you hold on to them long enough they do make good hockey pucks...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 16, 2010
Well I can think of one fruitcake that is already immortal. Patrick


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