The best time for a brother to pick on a brother,

Is when he is away & unable to himself defend,

So what I plan on doing is to of him offend,

Though I will try to be as nice as can be,

But he deserves the worst, from both brothers,

Especially me...

He can really be picky and then he tells Ma,

That its all our faults, not his, no way,

He needs to loosen his bra,

It rides up and makes him act blah...

He is so much the old fuddy-duddy,

I guess to a degree he is actually a good buddy,

But if it weren't for Ma, he'd have become long ago quite bloody,

Instead all we could do was put him down in a puddle of muddy...

ed - 2/24/10