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I don’t remember having any kids, bastard or otherwise…
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Sorry Pat, but ya can't put one over on the Brothers ED...





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I don’t know where Patrick gets off,

In fact he does make me forever of him scoff,

In so doing he still says he is related,

I gotta say that in our family, if he is,

His birthdays for the past many years,

                                                                  ...are belated…

 

So you see a rare picture above,

Me and the old lady havin’ our picture took,

She with her everyday bottle of whiskey,

And me with my trusty old gun,

                                                    …name of Tommy…

 

So believe me when I say,

That that Patrick character needs to go away,

He has no clue, his attachments to the family are only very new,

He needs to admit to the fact that in the past he lived in a zoo,

Like the rest of us Ed Brothers everyday of our lives,

                                                                                            …do too…

 

 

© ed - 2/24/10


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 Reviews of "I don’t remember having any kids, bastard or otherwise…"
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
DEAR DIRTY JERSEY ...

YOUSE 3 ED BROS
JUS' DON'T KNOWS
HOW MANY 'STINKIN' DIRTY IRISH POTATO-HEAD CUZ'S
YOU DUN GOT ...
YER PA WUZ SO OFTEN 'CUT OFF'
BY YER OLE MA, DAT HE
DUN SEWED LOTZ N' LOTZ' N' LOTZ
OF DEM DAR 'WILD OATZ' OF HIZ'N!

OLE CUZ TOM-KAT OF MERRY-LAND!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 25, 2010
What a great picture!!! Let the games begin!!! Always an entertaining event of Olympic proportions when you guys get going.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 25, 2010
Oh! Boy the Ed brothers are at it again
I'll just sit back and enjoy the fun
thanks guys for the laughs, I really need them
Peace to you all fuding brothers

William

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 25, 2010
Cuz Patrick? need to ask Ma if she near any stinking dirty Irish potato head anytime! or maybe Pa...cos he had a penchant for Irish whiskey and then anything can happen.
If ya see him, remember he wearing bulletproof vest so, aim for his jewels!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 24, 2010
It weren't my fault yer brother EdVard spilled the beans.
I was just checkin up. Talk to him before making scenes
I guess only yer Ma can tell you best
For now I wear a bullet proof vest

Cuz Patrick. Ho Ho Ho

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 24, 2010
great pic!

Reviewed on February 24, 2010
I seen the papers, you were certified, you were, I seen it with my own eyes, no denying Jersey, he's got you by the shorts, best you say nothin ok. You still excercising are ya, start on a slow walk, Ma is a comin to talk to you about that ........
Love! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 24, 2010
***Thinking I missed out on something**


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