He drank all of our momma’s milk,
You know his kind, his ilk,
Then when he turned 18, he discovered beer,
He started out with Pabst, didn’t know any better,
When he was loaded he always for others felt good cheer…
But woe to us in the family, he was a horror,
Our Ma tried to discipline him but of her he ignored,
The only thing he did well was being a world explorer,
Tours in ‘Nam & traveling round the world was his fun,
The rest of the family he just kinda bored…
Oh his name is Edvard, a human being most disgusting,
He wasn’t very to the rest of us trusting,
He did love the ladies & probably still to them is thrusting,
Of his two brothers he did do alot of major busting,
It took to know him well a great deal of adjusting…
© ed - 3/22/10
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WOW! YEW R DEFINITELY FEELIN' MORE GOODER!
FIRIN' A SHOT DIRECTLY AT YER OLDER BRUDDER!
NOT A 'WARNING SHOT' ACROSS THE BOW -
BUT AIMIN' FOR A DIRECT 'BULL'S-EYE' - AND HOW!
EVEN THO HE'S AN OLDE FUDDY-DUDDER -
YEW REVEALED HE SUCKED HIND UDDER!
'BLUE RIBBON' MAY BE HIS TEENAGE BREW -
BUT TIME N' TRAVEL BROUGHT ON COORS LITE TOO!
HE'S OLD N' SHRIVELED, WITH SKIN LIKE LEATHER -
AN' HAS WITHSTOOD ALL KINDS OF WEATHER -
AN' ALL THEM WIMMIN HE BEEN THRUSTIN' -
MAKES HIM A 'FUSSY LUSH WHO'S ALWAYS LUSTIN'!
AS EWE FORM YER POEMS,
N' SENTENCES DO PARSE -
YEW BETTER WATCH YER BACK -
PROTECT YER ARSE!
VOLLEYED AND THUNDERED -
STORMED AT WITH SHOT N' SHELL -
EDVARD THE ELDER 'LUSH' -
IS GONNA GIVE YEW HELL!
'LET THE GAMES BEGIN ...' TK.
EDvard Honorable Ole Brother
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Be always safe,
Karen
I thank God that my name is NOT Ed,
or anything that rhymes with Ed like
bed, bled, bread, dead, dread, fed, fled, fred, head, jed, lead, med, ned, pled, read, red, said, shed, shred, sled, sped, spread, stead, ted, thread, tread, wed, zed
or any other linguistic derivative
that may provoke an EDgy wedgy in this
developing family feud ... hahahahahaha
fee
Brother Pee Wee
(I'm sure yer gonna list me as 'The Bestest Ed!')
PS: PBR, as we Pabst drinkers like to call it, won 'The Gold Award' for the Best American Lager, as recently as 2006!!