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Familial War...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I'm the cute one in the middle...e






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I am the angelic one, you already know,

Start this war I did not, it was my oldest bro’,

He spoke out of turn, he’s always been such a hard blow, (blowhard)

He is a trouble maker and Ma does of this know…

 

So Edvard(k), don’t be thinking you are getting with it away,

Or the skies above your head will turn permanently gray,

For lying about your family can create a war,

Its already started to a degree, much to my lasting dismay…

 

So write, if you will, a retraction,

And do so forthwith & to your brothers satisfaction,

Before we send to Sweden a team of Marines,

To expedite your, from that country, extraction…

 

 

© ed - 3/25/10

 


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 Reviews of "Familial War..."
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 25, 2010
Great one but don't hold your breath for that retraction from your brother. LOL

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 25, 2010
Retraction my a-double s to yer both li'l vermin from the swamps and the woods, just tellin' how it was and from there mor' to come there is!
The moonshine are comin' strong this spring...hic...

EDvard(k) haaaaaaaappy Ol' Bro...hic...ther


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 25, 2010
He is a trouble maker and Ma does of this know



He Really Is, That Old Moonshine Swillin, Old Brother Edvard!!!



Give 'Em Hell, You Old Devil, You!!

Your Very Supportive Brother,
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who Still Can't Believe He's Sent,
Mean Old Cousin Goggen, to Jersey!

(Have he and his pals showed up yet?)

Reviewed on March 25, 2010
LOL, Ed, Woise Guy, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck? Startin' troubles? Enjoyed this one, very much. Your humor coming back and it's GREAT to see.

(((HUGS))) love and continued prayer, Karla.


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