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The Ed brothers & their sister hardly bathed...
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Once upon a time, You know this will rhyme, Were three brothers & a sister, Living through life most sublime, Inspired awe did they while to the heavens they did climb… They are halfway up, if up is the way to transcend, To the Gods from our Ma did they get sent, Passing GO & collecting their 200 dollars, None of which, including this one is a scholar, Though I am over and above the rest, Wearing deodorant to cover up, if any, a disgusting scent… Hell, they don’t even shower, *And if your lucky, THEY “might”* use soap, You gotta have lived with this bunch, To realize what herein of I speak, Twas’ cause for a family party, When they took more than one bath in a week…** © ed - 2/10/10

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Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on January 19, 2012

Ed,

Well, you know you should take a bath at least once a year...whether you need it or not!

Mary

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on April 9, 2010

I heard it said that ma save the bath water for soup. Is this true?

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on April 8, 2010

ED - IF'N THIS AIN'T THE PROVERBIAL KETTLE CALLIN' THE PROVERBIAL POT - BLACK!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

ma always said you were the whiner
but i still luv ya (as long as yer far away;-)

sweet sis tiger lily

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

if you/they'd lived even two hundred years' ago, you wouldn't have taken a bath more than every few MONTHS! Think of all them clothes to be takin off... on second thoughts, don't... Ach well, you leave us here with itchin nostrils and a lingering sense that you smell like you HAVE been alive for a few hundred years' or more... Still, it's all in the family, so to speak! :)) xx

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

They don't need to bath after a day in the waves I guess......sticky and salty...but odour free-hehehehe!!

Love sTinka

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

Did you go to church as a family and bring your on pew?

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

phew...at least here in Nova Scotia we'd jump in the ocean with a bar of lye soap once a week or so...
fee

Reviewed by Liana Margiva

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

Old Spice & BO is a messy cocktail. :-)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 5, 2010

Ma's gonna wash yore mouth...again...with that special soap of hers for clean up sores...cos yer are the one living on New Jersey's swamps!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on April 4, 2010

I thought I could smell something coming out of the south LOL
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on April 4, 2010

Carbolic soap ain't no joke.
LOL love the pic.

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