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Washin’ me Feet…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A short story of clean feetsies...e





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I don’t care what the brother Ed’s say,

I does wash me feet my own way,

In a swimming pool, not the bay,

Out in the open under the suns ray…

 

Just look at em’, ain’t they clean,

I try to keep myself like the barrens, green,

So don’t listen to the Ed’s, TL or Ma,

None of them ever understood me,

Only one who did was our Pa…

 

He ain’t been round much of late,

Pee-Wee & Edvard(k) don’t talk much ‘bout him,

But just ask me and I will make up all kinds of stuff,

He was actually a good man, though around the edges kinda rough…

© ed - 4/15/10


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 Reviews of "Washin’ me Feet…"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 16, 2010
Water with cheese taste? ain't no end for progress in Jersey State? no wonder the smell going up to PeeWee's Chicago!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 16, 2010
I have to believe you as the proof is in the photo Ed. LOL

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 15, 2010
Only one who did was our Pa…
He ain’t been round much of late,
Pee-Wee & Edvard(k) don’t talk much ‘bout him,
But just ask me and I will make up all kinds of stuff,
He was actually a good man, though around the edges kinda rough

I see Mr Ed is in denial too. That ring is not ole Edvard's at all and he knows it. And I'd watch my back because GOLLUM himself is on his way to reclaim his treasure from his three wayward sons. And Ma is gonna be pissed. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 15, 2010
Yer feet really shrunk since I seen 'em - Wow! And you must have shaved yer legs, too!

PS: That looks like one of ole Edvard's missing rings around one of yer toes (Ma gave that ring to him; ye best Fed-Ex it back, Bro!)

PPS: I thought Barrens water was brackish brown.


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