I finally got some pants that fit,

But forgot a belt, ain’t that sh**.

I also got a few really nice shirts,

Now with this nice wardrobe I’ll be doing some flirts…

My lady, Rene, did buy these wonderful clothes,

Now to wear them I have to shower to smell like a rose,

Having new duds makes people not notice my big nose,

Hopefully it will help me in my job search, being well dressed,

No longer will I be wearing clothes that don’t fit, making me less stressed…

The Ed brothers & sister will of course be quite jealous,

But the hell with my two brothers, they are just fellas,

As I know my sister, Mz. Tiger Lily will be quite overzealous,

And I know that if Pee-wee got these new clothes,

He would just ruin them climbing on his neighbors trellis…

© ed ~ 4/20/10