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Our Oldest Brother Edvard likes sexy pictures…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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So to him I do dedicate this pic,

Of a sexy female, it shouldn’t make him sick,

Instead it should make him drool,

As he is the vampirish ghoul…

 

Of all that white fur he wants to with nuzzle,

While of course he does his Coors guzzle,

She will bend over and hard pant,

Can’t though kiss her, she wears a muzzle…

 

So dear brother Edvard,

Instead of sending you for anything a card,

Give your new honey to run a big yard,

And she will reward you with shots like this,

Just don’t get her too excited, as she tends then to squat and piss…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/14/10


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 Reviews of "Our Oldest Brother Edvard likes sexy pictures…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
Nice bikini! Patrick

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
you bothers three or is it 4 would keep me on AD if nothing else would.
oh that i could be at a gathering of your clan and read inside your individually individual heads...yikes...yhe thought brings an adrenilin surge

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
No matter which side of the ED-male brain is active it all ads up to one thing.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...say no more!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
WOW - Ma told me that old Brother Edvard kicked his addiction to Doggy Porn years ago. I guess some things never change...

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
Ma's gonna get a fit when I show that picture, and I paying for her a one way ticked to go visiting you!!!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed on May 14, 2010
Hahaha!! LOL!! I hope that little dog is comfy lying with the legs like that.

Fun poem to read!!

Sandie Angel :o)


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